1986 - I have a confession to make. I snogged Aggie Trimble. Okay, I was very drunk but I don't think that is really much of an excuse. I mean, this girl smelt of chip-fat. Just say the name to yourself - "Aggie Trimble" and think of the smell of hot lard. I think you get the gist of how much of a brave public confession this is.
There ye go, I snogged Aggie Trimble. Beat THAT one.